Melrose Boy Scout Troop 68 Forum

[Alex]

Alright, this is a guy's experince with over 30 different pen and paper games, with over 100 of his character's veoted(aka, kicked out/killed because of himself). He then made a list of stuff he is no longer allowed to do.

http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

Just some of my favorite:

211. If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.

224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?

225. I am forbidden from monologuing.

244. Not allowed to taunt the rest of the party in 8 different languages because they forgot to take any.

252. I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.

379. I am to stop asking the elf to put a good word in for me with Santa.
(This one is for Sergio)

So, post some that you thought were funny.
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Name: Oswald
Status: ????
Class: Fighter
Level: 6
Stats:
17 stength
11 intellegence
12 wisdom
17 dexterity
15 constitution
15 charisma
49 hit points

[Mike L]

These are great.



106. I do not have weapon proficiency in cat.

126. Dwarves do not count as burrowing animals.
188. I cannot play a elf with a scottish accent, nor a cajun dwarf.

257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.
268. Mr. Welch is not allowed to speak in 3rd person.

306. Chaotic Evil dieties do not have hymnals.
330. The Halfling Paladin does not represent the Lollipop Guild.

345. I don't have weapon proficiency in elf, either.
661. The line on my character sheet for 'Sex' is not for keeping score.

746. No making up holidays for my cleric.
936. 'The power of Christ compels me' does not justify my Blessed's actions.

[Sergio]

That is pretty funny.

357. I cannot disassemble a car in under 5 minutes.
428. I will never create a plan that first hinges on the invention of velcro.
476. The alignment of 2 years olds is not automatically Neutral Evil.
97. My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'

Some of my favorites.
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