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Joe Boxer's Synopsis
Rescue Of Solomon'.
Our adventure started off when I got a
saying that we have to meet Gary in Minta to save Solomon. Well,
Urza and Ake got one too. So we read the notes, and one said that we
to bring 20,000 gold if we want to see our friend alive. Ake, being the
rich one, goes and gets 5 gems worth 5,000 each. In the process,
he gets a portable hole too.
Well, the note says that we have one
save Solomon, and it took awhile to get here, so we figure we have
one day to travel over about 400 miles or something like that, we
about over two weeks to get there on horse. We decide to teleport
being that it is the quickest. So we have about 9 guys coming on
our little adventure. It was Ake, Urza, Joe, Omar, Potty,
and Poseidon. There was a female cleric that I did not know, and
never got around to talking to her.
Well anyway, we are teleported to
Kogden. We all make it through, or we thought we did until we
and saw a puddle of jelly. We looked around and saw the Potty was
missing; now no one really knew him. Everyone thought it was
funny and just broke out laughing seeing that the poor guy didn't even
go on one adventure. He didn't even use his weapon once.
we are standing there, and a fat female dwarf comes up and puts some of
the jelly in a jar. We didn't really care; we just kept on
When we walked out of the building, we
of minotaurs. There was about five minotaurs to every one
Well, we just kept on going, and everyone was staring at us, then we
stopped by a group of minotaurs, and they told us to follow them.
We saw a big black building, it was huge. They knocked on the
and a little minotaur comes out and asks us what we want. We tell
him that we are looking for Gary, and showed him my note. He
to see the gems, but we didn't want to give them to him, afraid he
take them. Then the little guy goes back in, and I notice that the fat
female dwarf is still following us. Didn't bother me much, just
figure out why he would follow people he didn't even know? Well,
we told the minotaurs that if they could get us in, we would give them
1000 gold pieces. They ran up to the door, and knocked on
We got in, but we didn't want to pay them, so the little guy turns
on that makes it really hot. We are standing there, it finally
about 110 and we finally paid them.
The little guy told us to just go
don't go anywhere else or we would never make it out alive. So we
start walking, we open the first door, and we see a statue with flesh
off of it. Urza goes up to it, but the flesh golem nails him to
wall. Then Derrick attacks it, but doesn't do much, and then gets
knocked down to the ground. I walk up to it, and nail it a good
He gets one shot at me, but hardly touches me. My final
shot, I wasted the sucker, and he goes falling to the ground.
Thinking the battle is over; I start
my weapon away. The thing stands up, unharmed by my
weapon, I realize I can't do anything,
so I back off and let Urza do it. He and Derrick finish
When it was killed, we hear a click
room and see a door. We walk up to it and open it, another
We go and open up the door at the end. When we open it, something
closes it. Urza and I look at each other. I say, "You think
so do ya, huh." Urza and I walk up to the door, and kick as hard
as we can.
The door goes flying, and darts come
back at us. We block them with our shield, and start running to
an attack. I take out mine out with the help of a female cleric
strikes it right after me and sends it to the ground killing it.
I thank him and run to the next one to help out my fellow
friend Urza. We take it out no problem.
The manticores put up a good fight, but we took them out.
We thought that there
couldn't be anything worse that could possibly
We were wrong.
In the next room, Urza opens the door,
see tons of minotaurs. We close the door and I keep it shut while
we get any spells we have to get off before they come. Then we
up with plan to lead them into the next room and take them out while
are coming out of the hallway. So we go into the next room while
they are trying to get the door open. We set up for the attack
they come running down the hallway. Ake casts a lightning bolt at
them and hardly does anything. Two of them come into the room;
trips and lands on Derrick's sword while he is lying on the ground to
the lightning bolt. I hit one really good, and it lands on
sword killing it. We start taking them out one by one, as fast as
About half way through the battle, the
dwarf that followed up, gets hit and is now in a million pieces, it was
not a good sight. I didn't let it bother me too much. We
finish the battle after Urza and I take out the last one. I had
punch the sucker to death, but his last hit took me down. I felt
pretty good knowing that I took out six minotaurs by myself.
We go into the next room, we decided
should sleep here before continuing on. Then, the little
minotaur opens a door and
says to follow him. We do and come into a room filled
On a big pile of gold sits a green dragon. The three
inexperienced guys start
to run away, but Urza and I grab them before they could go
see Solomon sitting in a chair. We give the gems to the
dragon, and in
return we got Solomon. The dragon says that we will pass
through the building